Snow in July comets falling from the sky...the world is thrown into chaos as Cupid (a Latiné God) rips off her wings and gives up on Love. But her old flame Saint Valentine has a plan to bring her spirits back up and it involves reigniting the flame between Alejandro and Benny, two Queer folk who are going through a breakup. Moving from the Heavens to Hackensack I Wanna F*ck like Romeo and Juliet is a love story of epic proportions that captures the many flavors of Queer love.

Content Warning: I Wanna F*ck Like Romeo and Juliet contains the use of a theatrical firearm. Topics of sexual assault, child abuse, homophobia, suggestive matieral, and sexuality are explored. Extensive profanity, violence, and theatrical intimacy such as kissing and covered simulated sexual activities are featured.